I am officially pledging an application to be a member of your gang.
I posess the following qualities:
- I like Harper and Maud and Maud and Harper - I think you are fucking rad - I am no lady ie: binge drinking, smoking, potty mouth, ho. - I am often dressed like I might be an OK person, but that usually means I am only a few drinks away from laying splay-legged on the ground and spurting a fountain of obscenities - I am dedicated, enthusiastic, and can work alone, or in a team. I have prior experience in sales.
Thank you for your consideration, I look forward to hearing your reply.
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Dear Maud and Harper - Harper and Maud,
ReplyDeleteI am officially pledging an application to be a member of your gang.
I posess the following qualities:
- I like Harper and Maud and Maud and Harper
- I think you are fucking rad
- I am no lady ie: binge drinking, smoking, potty mouth, ho.
- I am often dressed like I might be an OK person, but that usually means I am only a few drinks away from laying splay-legged on the ground and spurting a fountain of obscenities
- I am dedicated, enthusiastic, and can work alone, or in a team. I have prior experience in sales.
Thank you for your consideration, I look forward to hearing your reply.
Kind Regards,
Tiff x x