hello gangs

Dear Maud and Harper - Harper and Maud,

I am officially pledging an application to be a member of your gang.

I posess the following qualities:

- I like Harper and Maud and Maud and Harper

- I think you are fucking rad

- I am no lady ie: binge drinking, smoking, potty mouth, ho.

- I am often dressed like I might be an OK person, but that usually means I am only a few drinks away from laying splay-legged on the ground and spurting a fountain of obscenities

- I am dedicated, enthusiastic, and can work alone, or in a team. I have prior experience in sales.

Thank you for your consideration, I look forward to hearing your reply.

Kind Regards,

Tiff x x

this girl is awesome and she can defs be in our gang . she just needs to sign a contract and steal a goose..