the gang is growing in numbers.. fear us muahhahahahaha however we're still looking for a gang doctor , for when we fall off our bikes or when maud has a asthma attack or when harper has a cough . so please still apply . soon we'll be the most rad of all the gangs in the world . please send applications regards harper (co-president of Le Gang)
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YEAHHHHH! I was successful!
ReplyDeleteMe no facebook, unfortunately - however I can make a facebook style post for your review if you so wish. I am also available for interview at a mutually convenient time, which I guess is always since we are on the internetty.
I am pleased to accept the position of spastic fantastic, I will fill the role like a fat chick in body con - very sexy.
Regarding the blog pash, I feel this is the beginning of something big, perhaps when our blogs grow up they will marry in St Barts wearing Oscar de la Renta, then have hot honeymoon sex, although they are not virgins, in fact they are a little slutty, but that's only because they are irresistable - it's not their fault!
Might celebrate my new position tonight with some booze!
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ReplyDeleteGoose is on its way, they a slippery motherfuckers, and girlfriend ain't so fast, for the same reasons you cannot cycle to Geelong. I have an awfully strong will. Stay tuned ladies, I'm on a mission.