man maud is so nervous about her essays, she had lebanese breakfast with her mudda this morning. it was yummma, the coffee was extra strong and black. maud's mudda is lovely. harper and maud are obsessed with their muddas. teh doctors say its a symtpom of having a personality disorder. but i dont think they realise how soft our mudda's skin is. maybe if their mudda's had soft skin, and nice curly bits of hair, and know what to order for maud and harper, then they would also be obessed. instead they're stuck with some acne scared, baggy jean, wearing, diet coke drinking, instant coffee drinker, non eater , besides mentos, fuckka, so they're jealous of our ethnic muddas.


i miss my nanna too. imagine having two of them at once, oh man there would be so much soft skin i dont know what id do.